"My poop tastes real good."

"I'm a big man. I eat a lot. Especially poop. I know a thing or two, but I'd put that figure at one thing, if I had to be exact, because I don't really know much. And that thing is that I eat poop."

"Mmmm MMMMMM! YUMMY YUMMY POOP!"

"I don't care what people say. I eat a lot of poop. Mine's the best."